
$2.10
Original: $6.00
-65%Because You're Too Old for This Shit Retirement Card—
$6.00
$2.10The Story
This "Retirement: Because You’re Finally Too Old for This Shit." card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California.
- Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper
- Envelope: Rocket Red
- Ink: Black Ink
- Size: 4.25" x 5.5" Folded card

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
This "Retirement: Because You’re Finally Too Old for This Shit." card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California.
- Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper
- Envelope: Rocket Red
- Ink: Black Ink
- Size: 4.25" x 5.5" Folded card














